A post shared by Dontchak (@dontchaks_) on Oct 4, 2018 at 10:07am PDT The 10 most memorable things to tweet in the next six months are as follows: #1: “Oh wow I’m in the middle of the sea, I’m a sea dog and I’ve got to find my boat.
#2: “What do you guys do, go to work, play golf?”
#3: “Where’s the new T-Mobile?
#4: “I’m going to buy a new car.
I’m going on a holiday to the UK and I’m buying a new TV.
#5: “The moon will rise again tonight.”
#6: “My wife was a model and I found out she was cheating on me with a guy who was her boyfriend.
#7: “A big part of me has been torn from the inside out.
#8: “Who do you want to be when you grow up?
A parent, a dad, a grandfather, a great friend, or someone you love?
“#9: “This is a terrible time to buy my new car and I don’t want to go anywhere without it.
#10: “In the new year I’m having a really big birthday party.
#11: “You know, when I was growing up I didn’t really know what to expect but this year I think I’ll be ready.”